bombing

bombing:

i’m so bad with texting back or handling messages in general. one time my friend texted me and i was going to respond but instead i made a clutch investment in a small towel company and am now the CEO of the most successful towel company in the world and you will not fuck with me here do you understand me? i will run your shitty towel kickstarter into the goddamn dirt. this is my territory

clannyphantom

oreimo:

unsuccessfulmetalbenders:

I’m so glad my professor gives breaks in my class because the girl I’m sitting next to smells like thawing minced beef and if I hadn’t gotten some fresh air I would have choked to death

Fuck her raise ur hand tell professor u can’t learn shit the beef smell fukin up ya cranium brainal vertex cords roast her in front the whole class